Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Abbie made up both of these jokes:


Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get smoked.

Why did the TV cross the road?
Because he wanted to be a flat panel.


:)

What Abbie Likes to Do

"Abbie, what do you like to do?" -Me
"I like to paint and go shopping." -Abbie
"Anything else?" -Me
"Nope." -Abbie

Now I'm going to have such an easier time planning our days.

That, I'm Afraid Will Change You

"First day of medical school they get a stack of textbooks and a dead human being. That, I'm afraid will change you." -The Mentalist