Vampire Illustrations

After seeing Twilight at the cheap theater tonight, Alan was making fun of Edward again. We were laughing about the part when Edward tells Bella that he likes watching her sleep. Creepy. I suggested that he could have said something like, "It's fascinating watching you sleep," or "I like playing with your hair while you sleep." Still creepy, but a little less so. Alan, speaking as Edward, said, "I like drawing pictures of me eating you while you sleep." Whatever. I'm still on Team Edward.